misandryevans:

ok yeah but slytherin muggleborns buying a shitload of those really cheap ballpoint pens beore every term and selling them to pureblood/halfblood students for like 10 sickles a pen and all these kids are just mystified by the fact that they dont have to constantly dip quills when they write essays

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  • #harry potter #slytherin #headcannons #illegal pen crime ring
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wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

Dude, I wanna see Darcy pick up Thor’s hammer, completely aware it’s impossible, and being a smug little shit about it.

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  • #Thor #Avengers 2 #Darcy Lewis #mjiolnir #myuh-myuh #headcannons
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z-e-e-h:

GUYS

I FOUND THE SOLUTION TO THE NONSTOP-LOADING ON YOUR DASHBOARD

IF YOU HAVE TUMBLR SAVIOR DISABLE IT

I DID THAT AND IT WORKED, I CAN SCROLL NOW

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  • #Was having this problem #thank you for solving it #Otter struggles against the machine #dashboard problems
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  • #aw cute! #Prussia #Otter laughs at history
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  • #reference #how to adult
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youkaiyume:

hobbitdragon:

tmirai:

frostbackscat:

nooby-banana:

stephuhkneedee:

69shadesofgayy:

diaryreadingcat:

a cat’s guide to taking care of your human

OH MY GOD

This is my new favorite thing.  Like, this is so good.

body blankets

This is perfection

Body blankets was the best.

this is an advertisement but oh so good

it’s true. If my cat’s don’t curl up on my face at night I will freeze to death. They’ve also been very generous with their donation of fur to my body blankets.

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  • #cute #humor #lol #kitties
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  • #lol #humor #funny #geese #the devil's favorite bird
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  • #humor #funny #lol
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  • #... #nice #Otter laughs at history
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  • #lemonade slice of life #Otter swims through college #Otter gets late Chinese New Year money #red envelopes
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WHY AGENTS OF SHIELD?  WHY???????

WARD YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU BETTER END UP BEING COOL AGAIN SOMEHOW OR I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS!

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See this? This is the face of someone betrayed.

But it was a good episode, kudos Joss Whedon

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  • #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #agents of shield #spoilers #ward #Otter deals with fandom feels
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Got a new battery for my computer mouse. Thanks Megan, and screw you touchpad!

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  • #lemonade slice of life #Otter struggles against the machine
  • 1 week ago

butterfly-effect:

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

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  • #humor #I've never seen this but omg #his face is hilarious #Brooklyn 99 #Otter deals with fandom feels
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  • #HIMYM #himym spoilers #finale #i'm usually pretty chill with finales and how things end when it comes to TV #but WHAT #i'm not even mad i'm just disappointed #SO DISAPPOINTED #Otter deals with fandom feels
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  • #My Art. My Soul #If Otter had monster friends #art series #Welp guess this is happening????? #Friend Amanda #I couldn't get the hands and hair right I'm SORRY #mermaid #Otter swims with friends
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